Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
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Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!
I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!
I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!
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Dun move or I'll shoot
OMFG my fastball is only 70km/h
Hope to get it to 100km/h after NS
Lousy speed gun anyhow show my curve ball as 60 miles/hr

Lim Jia-

Number of posts: 413
Age: 21
Location: Bukit Panjang
Registration date: 2008-09-06
Re: Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
I dont sleep in office liao.. no nid XP
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Bored.. Boring

Joanstar-

Number of posts: 476
Age: 20
Location: Jurong West
Registration date: 2008-09-08
Re: Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
u sleep in where then
...haha 
...haha 
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Dun move or I'll shoot
OMFG my fastball is only 70km/h
Hope to get it to 100km/h after NS
Lousy speed gun anyhow show my curve ball as 60 miles/hr

Lim Jia-

Number of posts: 413
Age: 21
Location: Bukit Panjang
Registration date: 2008-09-06
Re: Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
THink more suitable for u since u always slp in office
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Bored.. Boring

Joanstar-

Number of posts: 476
Age: 20
Location: Jurong West
Registration date: 2008-09-08
Re: Caught napping excuses! (Joanstar: u can use wor)
i nv slp in office i only slp in meeting room
_________________
Dun move or I'll shoot
OMFG my fastball is only 70km/h
Hope to get it to 100km/h after NS
Lousy speed gun anyhow show my curve ball as 60 miles/hr

Lim Jia-

Number of posts: 413
Age: 21
Location: Bukit Panjang
Registration date: 2008-09-06
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