Three Dead Guys
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Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, "Well, there's not that much room left at heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it's interesting enough, I'll let you in."
So St. Peter goes into his office and calls in the first man.
He says, "I was coming home from work one day early, and when I walked in the door, I had a strange suspicion that my wife was cheating on me. I walk into our room and surely enough, find her sprawled out nekkid alone on our bed. Sure that the guy was in the house, I searched frantically to find him... Under the bed, in the closet... Finally I found him hanging from our ledge on our balcony. Furious, I stepped on his hand and he went plummetting two stories down. However, he landed in a bush and I wasn't sure if he was dead yet. So I lifted the refrigerator and tossed it onto him. Later, I felt so guilty I committed suicide."
"Wow," said St. Peter, "that's a pretty fantastic story."
So St. Peter calls in the second guy.
He said, "One day, I was having an argument with my wife. She gets so mad that she pushes me right out the window of our fourth-story apartment. So, quickly I grabbed on a ledge of a balcony on the second floor. Then, suddenly, some nutcase steps on my hand and I go plummeting to the ground. Luckily I landed on a bush, but then the nutcase drops a fridge on me!"
Then St. Peter called in the third guy. He says, "Alright, picture this: You're nekkid, and in a refrigerator..."
So St. Peter goes into his office and calls in the first man.
He says, "I was coming home from work one day early, and when I walked in the door, I had a strange suspicion that my wife was cheating on me. I walk into our room and surely enough, find her sprawled out nekkid alone on our bed. Sure that the guy was in the house, I searched frantically to find him... Under the bed, in the closet... Finally I found him hanging from our ledge on our balcony. Furious, I stepped on his hand and he went plummetting two stories down. However, he landed in a bush and I wasn't sure if he was dead yet. So I lifted the refrigerator and tossed it onto him. Later, I felt so guilty I committed suicide."
"Wow," said St. Peter, "that's a pretty fantastic story."
So St. Peter calls in the second guy.
He said, "One day, I was having an argument with my wife. She gets so mad that she pushes me right out the window of our fourth-story apartment. So, quickly I grabbed on a ledge of a balcony on the second floor. Then, suddenly, some nutcase steps on my hand and I go plummeting to the ground. Luckily I landed on a bush, but then the nutcase drops a fridge on me!"
Then St. Peter called in the third guy. He says, "Alright, picture this: You're nekkid, and in a refrigerator..."
Lim Jia-
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Re: Three Dead Guys
haha saw this in SGC b4..
Joanstar-
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Re: Three Dead Guys
sry i seldom see other post in sgc
Lim Jia-
Number of posts : 413
Age : 24
Location : Bukit
Registration date : 2008-09-07
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